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Too Fat To Be Guilty - Stupid Criminal Of The Week Award. From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (18 hours old)

Edward Ates reaction on being pronunced guity of murder after his trial for for killing Paul Duncsak, was one of disbelief. Duncsak was shot six times at his home 25 miles north-west of New York. T… more

Forget Booze Cruise, Now It’s The Fag Drag From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (1 day old)

We ought to have reached the point in the life of this Labour government when satirists and polemicists start to lay off them and turn our attention to The Conservatives who will surely sweep to power… more

I'm keeping this simple for Alan. From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (2 days old)

I'm going to keep it simple because Alan Johnson has problems understanding science, evidence, truth, and above all he seems to have enormous difficulty understanding classifications. Or perhaps he is… more

More writing stuff From Znethru ^Pro in Aardvark Blog (2 days old)

Today was only notable inasmuch as I have made a decision to buy an extremely expensive pen (probably from eBay). I have whittled it down to about three choices including a Mont Blanc and a Montegr… more

Kidman’s Alien Sex Fetish From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (2 days old)

Statuesque blonde Australian actress and sex symbol (if you like that sort of thing) Nicole Kidman has confessed in a celebrity interview with GQ magazine that in one of her love affairs she had explo… more

The New Guy Fawkes From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (2 days old)

Where are Catesby and his co - conspirators when we need them? Where is our gunpowder plot this bonfire night? Not that I'd want the buggers to blow up The Palace of Westminster, it is a wonderful bui… more

The fuss about tags. From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (2 days old)

I'm a bit baffled, I must confess, at the fury that has broken out here. On occasion, I have pointed out to people that they have forgotten to separate their tags with commas, resulting in a huge tag … more

99% Inspiration (for a few seconds) From Znethru ^Pro in Aardvark Blog (3 days old)

I am having a purple patch of inspiration. However it is 00.30 which is not the hour normally associated with inspirational moods. Listening to Schubert's String Quartet in A minor on CD and genera… more

Stimulating The Radio Active Rabbits From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (3 days old)

An American friend sent me this list of some of her favourite items funded by money from the US Government's stimulus bill. •$300,000 for a GPS-equipped helicopter to hunt for radioactive rabbit dr… more

The Biggest Government Deficit In The West From ianrthorpe in Little Nicky Machiavelli (4 days old)

Well at least we're on top at something. See league table… more

Stupid Criminal Of The Week Returns From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (4 days old)

It is with great pleasure we announce the return of the Boggart Blog stupid criminal of the week award. In the early days of Boggart Blog we would feature this occasional series whenever we encount… more

The eXtacy factor From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (5 days old)

Well Professor Nutt certainly kicked things off with his claim that drugs like E, Cannabis and LSD are no more dangerous that alcohol and tobacco. While we agree with the Prof, you must bear in mind w… more

Mad eyes, part 94. From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (6 days old)

It is clear now that Alan Johnson wants to be our next mad eyed prime minister. We already know that he does not believe in science, or actual truth, or evidence, preferring rather the views of th… more

Are post offices open tomorrow? From Znethru ^Pro in Ask or Answer. (6 days old)

Keep in mind that I could be asking this question yesterday.… more

She Had It All Except A Life From ianrthorpe in Little Nicky Machiavelli (6 days old)

As the political editor of The Observer leaves her job with the quote, "I had it all but I didn't have a life," this article at Iain Dale's Diary blog sums up very briefly how success can diminish our… more

E versus J&B From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (6 days old)

E versus J&B I know we say this quite frequently but where would this blog be without those whacky folks who feed us material by doing pointless research. The latest finding, announced by the a… more

The Acme Of Bad Luck From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (7 days old)

Saddest news story of the week concerns the unfortunate death of Canadian folk singer Taylor Mitchell. 19 year old Taylor died just after embarking on a a tour of eastern Canada promoting her first al… more

Nice helpful comment... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (7 days old)

See how helpful I am to spammers...… more

NB To Scientists: Thinking Is Bad For The Planet From fatsally in Boggartblog (8 days old)

Came across a headline in The Times today: METHANE DAMAGES THE PLANET MORE THAN THOUGHT. Well of course it does. I know some people have shit for brains but brains can't fart.… more

Government sacks scientist for telling the truth. From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (8 days old)

The BBC version naturally makes more sense than the Daily Mail version. All we need to know about the Daily Fail's reporting is the biased and incorrect headline "Sacked: Drug tsar who claimed Ecst… more

Remind me, why should I obey the law? From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (8 days old)

After all, our government ignores it, time after time, quite blatantly. Take for example the Phorm scandal, where BT spied on its customers. The government was told quite clearly to make BT stop doing… more

Tonguing Willie From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (9 days old)

What a headline!!! Worth 3 exclamation marks. Well every now and them we Boggart Bloggers like to show up the Tabloid headline writers for the rank amateurs they really are. So as this story is not… more

So that's how they do it From Znethru ^Pro in Aardvark Blog (9 days old)

This afternoon I am having a cup of tea without a biscuit.… more

Might this be too good to be true? From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (9 days old)

A recent message... Hello, Greetings Sirm // From the Desk of Mr. Pascal Gorkoffi, Jr. Auditing Department in (FINANCIAL BANK TOGO) Lome- Togo ; West Africa . -------------------------------… more

Well done, the Terminator! From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (9 days old)

Arnie has not been getting much help form his state legislature, apparently, and got a bit naughty about it. I remember being told off for doing the same thing on Prestel, a while ago...… more

The usual please From Znethru ^Pro in Aardvark Blog (10 days old)

An interesting dream last night. I dreamt that I went out for drinks in a top London Hotel with Brooke Shields, Michael Jackson and my friend Mr B. Brooke was in town, so I phoned her up and ask… more

Biscuitgate - The Final Answer From fatsally in Boggartblog (10 days old)

Just popped into the garage/shop at the end of the road for a bottle of wine and there was a man filling up his Beemer, registration plate: R1CH.T Must be an economist, he obviously didn't think… more

Old Chinese Proverb: Beware Jumped Up Dictators With Ill Thought Out Scheme From fatsally in Boggartblog (10 days old)

Lord Stern of Brentford, who is quite possibly a climate change czar, or at the very least a marquise, called yesterday for everyone in the world to cut out meat in an effort to save the planet. Ring… more

The King Is In His Altogether.... From fatsally in Boggartblog (10 days old)

Anatole Kaletsky, writing in The Times today applauds the creation of an Institute for New Economic Thought, claiming that this is a direct result of last years financial meltdown exposing 'modern eco… more

Microsoft NEW Technology From kumarmangalam in The Fun Zone (11 days old)

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